Chris Galloway is a southern gentleman from Southeast Texas. He’s excellent at sports and has more random talents, like throwing Nerf darts at lighting speed and with devastating accuracy, than anyone I have ever known (one day he will make the world’s most exciting Grandpa, I’m sure.) Chris designs lighting for movies, which is rad. Chris gets all of my Star Wars and Lord of the Rings references, most of my Harry Potter references, and still laughs at my F•R•I•E•N•D•S references, even though I’ve said them all a hundred times. Chris is a Ginger. Chris was Tigger at Disney World, who is also a Ginger. Chris has SUCH a smart brain, and I love his smart brain. Chris is a man of unparalleled quality and integrity. Chris loves his family so much, and is sweet as honey. Chris is wonderful.
What to say about the Santa Barbara renowned Katelyn Foutz? Katelyn makes me laugh more than anyone else on the entire planet. Katelyn is extremely hardworking and is more "snoodleable" than a chubby baby. Kiki transforms people with make-up, making them look either exceptionally beautiful, or freakishly scary, with her creative eye. That's right, she's so good she only needs one. Katelyn is a friggin genius. Seriously. Katelyn loves food almost as much as she loves me. Katelyn makes a lot of "nerdy" references, which I still love to hear every single day. Katelyn is caring. I love her more than this little bio can portray. The force is strong in this one. Also, Katelyn is hot.
